Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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