Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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