Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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