Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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