I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It was confusing and full of hummus
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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