belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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