I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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