May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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