I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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