Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
