Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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