I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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