check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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