i don't like sucking hair
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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