when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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