So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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