sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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