Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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