I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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