Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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