I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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