I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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