The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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