I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
