ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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