i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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