The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
false alarm. still invincible.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
don't judge my taste in strippers
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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