Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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