please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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