Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Let the clothes fall where they may.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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