I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just found a bag of teeth...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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