margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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