found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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