And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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