where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
