I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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