It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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