do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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