the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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