if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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