I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I still have a little drunk in my system