I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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