Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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