is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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