Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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