people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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