she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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