Drunk walkin through police station. America
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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