there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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