I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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