Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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