he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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