I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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