He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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