I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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