He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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