She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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