His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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