Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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